we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is wine microwaveable?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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