I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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