Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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