It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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