Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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