i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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