Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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