And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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