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• (516): View more from New York

  Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.

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  Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

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  I accept this challenge.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails

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• (925): View more from California

  the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live

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• (510): View more from California

  How do we stop her downward spiral?

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  Wine. For us.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS

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