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  (954): View more from Florida

  I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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  (954): I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on http://tfl.nu/pg75
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  (561): View more from Florida

  Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars

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  (561): Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars http://tfl.nu/5ijc
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?

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  (732): I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break? http://tfl.nu/m0ae
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...

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  (240): He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me... http://tfl.nu/wuq4
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  (585): View more from New York

  My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.

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  (585): My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home. http://tfl.nu/zb6p
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  i think i left my bra at your place

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  It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.

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  (901): i think i left my bra at your place (1-901): It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there. http://tfl.nu/dg7a
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  Actions speak louder than pants.

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  (865): Actions speak louder than pants. http://tfl.nu/3ga3
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  (408): View more from California

  just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".

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  (408): just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right". http://tfl.nu/kg1e
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.

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  (314): I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket. http://tfl.nu/rkm9
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  (845): View more from New York

  So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...

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  (845): So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first... http://tfl.nu/kd9w
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  (207): View more from Maine

  But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!

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  (207): But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on! http://tfl.nu/iftt
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer

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  (724): She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer http://tfl.nu/pgrt
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"

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  (630): Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?" http://tfl.nu/11ab
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  (949): View more from California

  "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.

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  (949): "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment. http://tfl.nu/f4dn
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera

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  (413): fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera http://tfl.nu/o2wd
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