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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth

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(314): eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth http://tfl.nu/8d45

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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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(662): Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God. http://tfl.nu/m55y

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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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(908): i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you http://tfl.nu/oo8d

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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing

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(813): yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing http://tfl.nu/tarj

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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

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couldn't find a condom?

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basically

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(804): don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you (1-804): couldn't find a condom? (804): basically http://tfl.nu/rfmp

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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?

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No. It just means your good at giving head.

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(605): Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head? (1-605): No. It just means your good at giving head. http://tfl.nu/6xkt

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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.

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(860): I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name. http://tfl.nu/83o9

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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.

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(360): I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true. http://tfl.nu/2syb

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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".

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(920): watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro". http://tfl.nu/wzks

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween

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(860): Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween http://tfl.nu/izhm

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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.

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That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.

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(405): I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety. (806): That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you. http://tfl.nu/ztvc

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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.

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His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.

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(727): A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you. (1-727): His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me. http://tfl.nu/a0hl

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(337): View more from Louisiana

If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.

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(337): If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto. http://tfl.nu/lfjp

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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09

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(306): almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09 http://tfl.nu/v4ok

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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?

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(626): i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning? http://tfl.nu/2863

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