So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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