Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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