It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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