I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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