handjob tips. give me some.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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