no, he came in my armpit
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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