i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Boobs are out for the taking
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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