I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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