Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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