What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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