There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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