Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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