that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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