Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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