This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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