No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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