Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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