So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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