I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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