I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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