My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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