She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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