When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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