I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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