i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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