oh god the rape fog is back!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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