the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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