I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he shaved USA in his pubs
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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