Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Congratulations! We have a period
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