Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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