Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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