white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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