Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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