We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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