I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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