Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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