I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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