Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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