His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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