Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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