I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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