you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.