I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me