White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
This is my gift to your gina
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.