So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
where are you?
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again