My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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