Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
