how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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