Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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