only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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